Update, evil Boris does it again in today's Telegraph (23/08/2007):

"OK then, let's have a good snigger. Let's all look at the list of these so-called degrees, and sneer at the pathetic delusions of the students who are ... a kind of intellectual dry rot ..." (Boris Johnsson MP)

You see! You see! The man is an elistist snob, if Boris Johnson had his way working class children would be clamped in irons and rented out to any South-African gem miner that cared to make a small cheque payable to 'The Conservative Party'.

"Up and down the country ... there are hundreds of thousands of dur-brained kids ... attending a former technical college that is ... three years of taxpayer-funded debauch ... the poor saps will enter the workplace ... about as valuable ... and ... as intellectually distinguished as a ... terrier." (Boris Johnson MP)

How can London elect a man that believes equates having a degree that wasn't from Oxbridge as having the intelligence of a dog and expect a diverse city such as London to vote for him. Chairman Ken has absolutely nothing to worry about from the evil Boris Johnson.


"In ... Plymouth ... kids sitting for three years in an alcoholic or cannabis-fuelled stupor ... from Cambridge cost ... 33 billion dollars a year." (Boris Johnson MP)

National disgrace, baby-eating Boris of Balliol, now incites ethnic cleansing of the indigeneous population of cambridge, mirroring Adolf Hilter's scapegoating of the Jewish people, Johnson's sinister ulterior motives come to light in this chilling quote from his article in the Daily Telepgraph. First Johnson's Etonian chums force the indigenous population of Cambridge to seek refuge on the South Coast, now that they are forcing up the price of morrings on Plymouth mariner Johnson advocates .......

Tell us something we didn't know! He is the Tory candidate and a media hack.

What is the point of this document, when it is pretty safe bet that those members of Compass and the wider Labour movement are hardly likely to vote for him.

I was fascinated by the list in Part 2 on the political views of Boris J; all outstanding good reasons to vote for him.

After reading your dossier on Boris Johnson I realise what a delightful, witty man he is. A very intelligent man pretending to be a buffoon, unlike most policticians who are buffoons pretending to be intelligent.
The authors of the document remind me of that twerp President of Khazakstan who complained about Borat-- no sense of humour!

So compass was proved right. The guy appointed a fake as depurty. LOL.

I remember this being a great piece but unfortunately this link no longer works. With the London Mayoral elections coming up it would be really useful to have this link up and running again